Sunday, May 3, 2020

Rights for ME but not for THEE

I can rally, scream, and open carry

under the flag of The Confederacy.

But you? Can't even bend a knee.

Rights for ME, but not for THEE.

Whom I love, I get and marry

I - not you! - LGBT!

Rights for ME, but not for THEE.

What we need is prayer in schools.

And civic life

by Christians' rules.

Rights for ME, but not for THEE.

Live by what MY Bible says!

Supreme Court by Conservatives

all votes: 5 to 4

and you know I'm keeping score.

Rights for ME, but not for THEE.

A return to "olden days"

You know? Those happy golden days

before DREAMERS stole

my birthright

before migrants came

in the night

to kill me in my bed!

Even if that's all in my head.

Rights for ME, but not for THEE.

Why can't we just go back

to when whites could paint their face black

and not have to face all this flack

for a joke?

And ain't it funny how you can't make

half the best films of the decades

'cuz of all this MeToo

I don't care if I offend you!

I'm so sick of being 'woke.'

I hope you choke

on all of your "P.C."

Rights for ME, but not for THEE.

And, no, I don't believe her.

Mamma taught me that what I wore

told men whether I was a whore.

So maybe she wanted it.

Or lied.

For attention.

Did I mention

this bullshit might cost him

his scholarship?

Rights for ME, but not for THEE.

And while we're onto men's rights

I shouldn't have to fight

some queer in a wig

who wants to wear perfume

and use the women's bathroom.

'Cuz this is MY world, damn you

I make the rules!

on your uterus too!

I'm the majority - not you Jews!

or Muslims

or Hindus

or whatever froufrou

shit you believe in.

I'm the majority - I should be

what you see

when you turn on tv

but now it's diversity

this

and diversity

that.

Like I give a fuck if you're black.

or Asian

or brown.

Hey, Jose! WE SPEAK ENGLISH IN MY TOWN!

You can take that Spanish nonsense

back from whence

you came.

So what I mispronounced your name?

Guess you went and forgot

that in this melting pot

You're on bottom, I'M on top.

Rights for ME, but not for THEE.

Rights for ME, but not for THEE.

Rights for ME, but not for THEE.

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