Monday, August 27, 2012

I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night

I was just struck by a terrifying thought:

As a child, when I lost a tooth, my parents would sneak into my room at night, and exchange a piece of my bones for money!

Then, they would sneak away...all without me knowing!

Am I really THAT sound of a sleeper?

And think of how vulnerable you are in that state!

What if they had been radioactive chimps intent on 3914 Ebeneezer Road domination!?!?!

I WOULD HAVE BEEN AT THEIR MONKEY MERCY!

Who does this to their children!?!?

Great. Now I am terrified, and I can't fucking sleep.

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