As a child, when I lost a tooth, my parents would sneak into my room at night, and exchange a piece of my bones for money!
Then, they would sneak away...all without me knowing!
Am I really THAT sound of a sleeper?
And think of how vulnerable you are in that state!
What if they had been radioactive chimps intent on 3914 Ebeneezer Road domination!?!?!
I WOULD HAVE BEEN AT THEIR MONKEY MERCY!
Who does this to their children!?!?
Great. Now I am terrified, and I can't fucking sleep.