While other nations are pussyfooting about, you know, killing their own people, we are landing on Mars.
And while most potheads I know can't be bothered to leave the sofa, Michael Phelps is being touted as the greatest athlete of all time.
Am I proud? Yes ma'am I am!
But while our rovers navigate the next planet and our athletes continue to amaze, our average citizen cannot afford healthcare.
Always a leader in innovation, we have the most advanced, most powerful (and most- funded) military on the planet. And we also have crazies from Colorado shooting up theaters and temples.
My fellow Americans, what the hell is going on?
Have we gone completely short bus? (I expect to get a strongly-worded letter from Mark Zohn for that one.)
We've proven we have the brains and the brawn...so what are we lacking?
The moral compass?
Maybe the problem is that only the bad people make the news. I'll concede that possibility...and, through my tv show, I hope to rectify that trend, if only a little bit...
But seriously...what happened to loving one's neighbor? What happened to a sense of community? Of togetherness?
As I recall, the last time Americans took up arms against each other, it didn't go well for either side.
How did we lose sight of this?
We sink or swim together, y'all.
I say it's high time we start uniting under the same flag. We do this just fine when Phelps wins another gold. Suddenly we're all proud to be Americans.
But when an American bombs a Sikh Temple? Well, that was just one crazy man.
Anyone else see a problem with this scenario? I do. We can't just embrace the good in ourselves and overlook everything else. THAT, my friends, is narcissism. And I'm afraid America has developed a textbook case.
If we're going to rally around our accomplishments, we need to own up to our failures as well.
Something in our way of life is breeding crazy like kudzu, and I, for one, would like to stamp it out.
Like all whiners before me, I don't have the answer. Not by way of anything but The Golden Rule (which, I'm pretty sure, would solve all of the world's problems if we let it.)
But so long as we are a country that lauds the individual over the community--so long as advertisers and propagandists breed discontent among our masses--so long as we covet our neighbors' houses instead of bringing our neighbors muffins...well, we're going to operate in discord.
We're gonna hate each other.
And the crazies among us are going to kill each other.
My friends--neighbors--it's not about a lone gunman or the Republicans or the Democrats. It's not even about where you choose to buy your chicken biscuits. It's about whom you choose to share your biscuits.
So--open invitation--you, dear reader, whomever you may be, are welcome to share my biscuit at any time.